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Well?
I'd say three years.
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I'd say more like four.
What? It has not been four years
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since we stepped foot
inside our garage.
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It was when we got the jeep.
That wasn't... yes, it was.
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And we only got
as far as opening the door
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before something flew out
scaring you.
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Yes, it scared me
while you stood by
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like Dr. dolittle chatting
with the bat.
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It was a bat, wasn't it?
Wearing an ozzfest t-shirt, I believe.
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Will the man never be able
to live that down?
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Well, Joe namath will forever
be wearing pantyhose.
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True. Very true.
So what do we do about the bat cave?
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We did promise Lane that her band
could rehearse here. Yes, we did.
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And they'll need to
get in there to do so.
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So I guess we're going in.
I guess we are.
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Alright.
On three.
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One, two, three.
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Aah!
What?! What is it?!
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Those are the boxes
from our attic
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you were to give away two years ago!
What?
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I spent three days boxing all
the stuff in the attic.
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You were gonna call
someone to pick them up.
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The guy didn't show.
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He didn't?
No, I don't think.
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Unbelievable.
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I got bored after sitting
there two hours.
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I left a note saying
the stuff was in the garage
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and he could leave a receipt.
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These guys aren't allowed
to go into someone's garage.
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The note said it was okay.
How did he know the note was authentic?
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I wrote it on powerpuff girls
stationery.
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Who'd he think was setting him up,
hello kitty? I can't believe this.
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These are souvenirs from
our life's journey.
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This is not junk.
This is junk, and that over there is junk.
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Alright, basically everything
I'm looking at is, yeah, junk.
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We're pack rats.
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We're sanford and son.
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Bye-bye.
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Wait!
What?
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Hug-a-world!
What?
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Hug-a-world.
It's my hug-a-world.
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Where's the world?
It's faded.
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Oh, wait, I can see something.
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Canada.
Canada. Nice. Okay.
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What are you doing?
Throwing it out.
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You can't throw out hug-a-world.
I'm not throwing out hug-a-world.
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I'm throwing out hug-a-Canada.
I learned my seven continents on hug-a-world.
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Don't you remember?
We used to squeeze it as tight as we could,
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and wherever our pinkies
would end up,
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that's where
we were going to go together.
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Many trips to Uzbekistan
was planned that way.
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We can clean him and keep him.
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I'll see what I can do.
Thank you.
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If I clean up hug-a-world does that cancel
out me not getting rid of the boxes?
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I'll consider it a wash.
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How about if I chase it
and bring it back?
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Hug-a-world would like to see the world.
It's moving.
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There's something living there
besides Canadians.
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I hugged it really tight.
Yes, you did.
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I have to shower.
Hey, what about the rest of the garage?!
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Rory!
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Hey, how about if Lane's band
rehearses in the kitchen?
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We don't use that, either.
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♪ If you're out on the road ♪
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♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
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♪ all you have to do
is call my name ♪
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♪ and I'll be there
on the next train ♪
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♪ where you lead,
I will follow ♪
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♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪
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♪ if you need ♪
♪ if you need ♪
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♪ you need me to be with you ♪
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♪ I will follow ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ where you lead,
I will follow ♪
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♪ anywhere
that you tell me to ♪
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♪ if you need ♪
♪ if you need ♪
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♪ you need me to be with you ♪
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♪ I will follow where you lead ♪
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Can I take...
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Can I ta...
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What can I...
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That's it.
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I specifically requested
a carved arch above the door.
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That's a blueprint, Taylor.
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Yes, tom, I know it's
a blueprint, but...
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Taylor.
One second, Luke.
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I know, but if I don't see
an archway here,
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then I don't expect to see
an archway there.
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If I don't see
an archway there,
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you won't see a paycheck.
Are we clear?
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Get away from my saw, Taylor.
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What the hell is going on?
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I'm renovating your building.
You know that.
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I also know that the renovation
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is supposed to be going on
over there inside the building.
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There's plenty of room to move around if you
turn sideways. I'll punch you in the nose.
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I have every right to make
the necessary renovations
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to the building that I'm
paying good money to lease.
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If any other person
pulled a stunt like this
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in front of your market,
you'd have them arrested.
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I have acquired all
the necessary permits
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to do exactly what I'm doing,
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and all of this has been
looked over and approved
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by the town magistrate.
You're the town magistrate!
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If you have
any complaints about me,
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you may take them up with me.
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Get him away from my saw.
Get him away from my diner.
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I noticed you haven't returned any of my
lawyer's calls about the lease agreement.
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We've to set up an appointment to
see that those papers get signed.
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I'm not going
through any lawyer.
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You want those papers signed,
you walk them over to me.
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Then I'll sign them.
Luke, this is business.
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It needs to be done
properly and legally.
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It's a standard lease form.
I bought it at office depot.
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All the more reason to have a
professional take a little look-see.
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There's a reason they say good
lawyers make for good neighbors.
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Who the hell said that?
Oh, everybody says that.
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Okay, now back to work.
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Tom, let's take another look
at this archway, shall we?
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Get away from my saw, Taylor.
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I already talked to the
neighbors.
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Keep the doors closed,
and the music must stop by 8:00.
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I've to be home by 6:00.
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We'll be done by 8:00.
Don't you worry. I won't.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Lorelai. Okay.
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Uh, so, um, Rory
showed you the key.
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You're welcome to anything in
the kitchen, which is nothing,
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but the water's yours
for the taking.
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Just replace the bottle
if it's out.
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You ask, I will obey.
Super.
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I'm out! He's out!
I'll get you some more!
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Oh, no, no, no!
I'll get it. Okay.
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Oh, excuse me.
Do you need any help? No.
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Please?
I'm good, Pamela de barres.
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When did you turn on mommy?
What? He's cute.
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And, if you latch on now,
you're totally entitled
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to half of everything when he
dumps you after he's famous.
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Okay, um, since you
don't need any help,
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simply a new place to live,
I'm gonna just go.
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Listen... you're back.
Okay, hi.
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We're gonna be playing
a gig next month,
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and I think you'd really get into it.
Oh, well.
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I'd love to
get into it, Zack, but see,
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I have this medical condition where
I can't listen to music. You can't?
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No. My ears... the hollow tubey
thing inside is very tiny,
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and it will literally explode
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if I listen to anything
loud and musical.
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That sucks.
I know.
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Thanks for the invite.
I'm sure it's gonna be great.
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So, uh, you guys have
a good rehearsal.
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I'm gonna go on inside and write
to tipper... great gal.
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See you guys later.
Bye, Pam.
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She is some kind of fine.
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Zack, some help would be great.
Relax.
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I can't believe you guys
are letting us rehearse here.
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You can thank us
in the liner notes.
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Right under our lord and savior,
Jesus Christ. Good billing.
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Are you guys actually playing
a gig next month?
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Abby berland's birthday.
Her parents are letting her have a band.
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That'd be great.
Cross your fingers she doesn't wreck the car
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and her mother doesn't cancel.
I'll hide the keys myself.
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Okay, I'm done!
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Me too.
Let's do this.
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Listen, Lane, we need to talk a sec.
Sure.
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Now that we finally have
a real rehearsal space,
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we can get serious about the sound.
Absolutely.
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I'll need you to really step it up a little.
Oh.
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You've got the potential, but
you're sloppy.
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I need a clean roll on the Toms,
but powerful like moon. Okay.
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I know you're a girl,
but you need to play like a guy.
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And if that's too hard...
that's not too hard.
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I'll be better. I promise.
Okay.
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Okay, please take this
the way it's intended,
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but I'm going to kick Dave
in the shins repeatedly
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for the next hour and a half.
Why?
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Why? Did you hear the way
he was talking to you?
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"Play like a guy, Lane."
Well, cry like a girl, Dave.
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What? Why are you
smiling like that?
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He fooled you.
What?
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We thought the others
might be catching on about us,
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so we came up with this plan.
That he become a jerk?
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Yes. If the other guys see him
talking down to me like that,
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they'll be thrown off track.
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Okay, but doesn't it bother you?
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No way. Believe me, he knows I
play better, harder, moonier,
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than any guy they could possibly
find, plus I smell better.
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Okay, as long as you're fine with it.
I am.
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And also, Lane, I need four
strong downbeats,
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not two strong ones
and two whatever ones.
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You set the tone, Lane.
If you suck, we suck.
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God, he's wonderful.
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Okay, now, this
is the sumatra blend.
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It's supposed to be a little
sharper than the Colombian.
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You know, this is pretty much
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what I thought heaven
would look like.
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There might have been
a unicorn in the corner,
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but basically,
yeah, this is it.
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Um, so,
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I've had 15 of these tiny coffees.
Yes, you have.
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And you're telling me that all
of this tasting is free? Yes.
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So I'm a cheap date.
The tasting is free,
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but I've to promise to stock my
coffee chain from this warehouse,
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so actually it's costing
me $11,000 a month.
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Jeez, I hope I'm worth it.
So far, so good.
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So you were telling me about
Hillary and Jeff.
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Right. Well, they live
with their mom,
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but I get them quite a bit.
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They've both recently started soccer
because apparently it's the law.
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Rory's still got an outstanding
warrant on that. So how old are they?
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Six and nine.
Good ages.
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Haven't really hit a bad one yet.
Me either.
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Although with Rory, I think it's gonna be 43.
Really?
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Not sure why. Just have the feeling
that's the year she's getting the mohawk.
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Mmm. We like sharper.
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When you guys open your coffee place,
this must be on the menu. Yeah?
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Mmm, that's sharper.
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So let's see.
We've covered work, kids.
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Shall we move on to hobbies?
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Not a hobby guy.
Hallelujah.
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Most of the time I'm working,
with the kids,
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or I'm charming the chicks
with coffee.
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A few times a year
I'll go camping or fishing.
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I actually really love
that stuff.
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Oh, yeah? Absolutely.
How about you?
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Oh, there's a reason they call
it the great outdoors, right?
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I was thinking of doing
a little fishing this Saturday.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
There's this great place...
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beautiful, perfect fishing.
You wanna come? Huh?
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I'd love to take you.
Oh, yeah, sure.
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That would be nice.
Great, it's a date.
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Yes, it is a date.
It is a fishing date.
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You ready to try another?
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There's one from Peru that comes
with a surgeon's warning.
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Hey, if that last one didn't
kill me, nothing will.
234
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Be right back.
235
00:10:29,777 --> 00:10:32,878
Rory! Rory!
The numbers are all adding up.
236
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,648
The planets are aligning,
and I'm going to my senior prom.
237
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:37,649
What?
Yes!
238
00:10:37,651 --> 00:10:38,916
How?
Because I'm brilliant.
239
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:42,085
My mom was in a good mood
because she made a big sale.
240
00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:44,921
A dining table and eight
chairs, none of which match,
241
00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:47,056
that have been around
since I was four.
242
00:10:47,058 --> 00:10:48,690
I'm gonna miss those.
Get over it.
243
00:10:48,692 --> 00:10:52,026
I told her I really
wanted to go to the prom,
244
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,328
and I know she doesn't
approve of such things,
245
00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:56,963
but if she lets me go,
we'll do it her way.
246
00:10:56,965 --> 00:11:00,399
Her way would be not to let you go.
She said that also.
247
00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:03,335
But I went on to clarify
that if she lets me go,
248
00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:05,704
she'll get full dress approval,
full chaperone approval,
249
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,806
I promised not to actually
dance at the prom,
250
00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:10,108
and whatever boy I go with
will be required to attend
251
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:13,845
four family dinners before she
signs off on him being my escort.
252
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,247
Nice move on using the word
escort instead of date.
253
00:11:16,249 --> 00:11:19,049
The subliminal is half the battle, Rory.
Go on.
254
00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:21,418
So she sat there,
took it all in,
255
00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,086
and after a really long pause,
256
00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:26,322
she looks at me
and says, "maybe."
257
00:11:26,324 --> 00:11:28,791
You got a "maybe"
from Mrs. Kim.
258
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:32,427
I got a "maybe"
from Mrs. Kim!
259
00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:35,096
Okay, let's start with base.
260
00:11:35,098 --> 00:11:38,766
Right. Now, we're talking Dave
taking you to the prom, right?
261
00:11:38,768 --> 00:11:40,000
Of course.
My mom loves him.
262
00:11:40,002 --> 00:11:42,802
Last week she let him sit in our pew.
No.
263
00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:44,270
She made me move.
You've been replaced.
264
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:47,806
I'd be offended if I weren't so
busy doing a happy dance.
265
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,240
It's all working out
so perfectly.
266
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,710
By the time she says yes,
she'll love him even more,
267
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,977
and when I say
I'm going with him,
268
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:57,113
it'll be like she picked him out herself.
You're brilliant.
269
00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,949
Hey, kirk, is this waterproof?
270
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:01,283
Water-resistant.
Thanks.
271
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,717
She asked Dave to play
the wedding.
272
00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:06,420
I thought I was the only non-Korean
allowed at the Kim family weddings.
273
00:12:06,422 --> 00:12:08,054
You've been to
so many of these weddings,
274
00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:11,057
you're an honorary member of the clan now.
I appreciate that.
275
00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:13,726
So, your cousin getting married
Saturday... what's his story?
276
00:12:13,728 --> 00:12:16,195
James... very quiet, kind of skulky,
couldn't meet anyone here,
277
00:12:16,197 --> 00:12:20,899
so his family arranged to have a girl
shipped over from the old country.
278
00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:22,800
I hope they cut air holes
in the box.
279
00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:25,402
She doesn't speak English,
and she's never met him.
280
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:27,203
Then she's gonna
need some sparkles.
281
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,471
Okay, I think that's it.
Let's go.
282
00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:31,072
Can you imagine marrying
someone you didn't know?
283
00:12:31,074 --> 00:12:34,842
Are you kidding?
Used clothes still skeeve me out a little.
284
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,176
Will this be all?
Yes.
285
00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:39,479
I like your display, kirk.
It is fun, isn't it?
286
00:12:39,481 --> 00:12:43,049
Okay, that's $40.42.
287
00:12:43,051 --> 00:12:44,016
Here.
288
00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:46,284
I'm also including
a few samples...
289
00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:48,486
a facial scrub
and a honey mask...
290
00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:50,120
very soothing, very healing.
291
00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:51,054
That's very nice.
292
00:12:51,056 --> 00:12:57,060
Thank you for coming and call me
and tell me how you like that mask.
293
00:12:57,062 --> 00:12:57,760
We will.
294
00:12:57,762 --> 00:13:02,197
Okay, the wedding's at 4:00, so
how about you come over at 1:00
295
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,364
and we'll get her ready?
Deal.
296
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,401
I feel good. I feel like
everything's going my way this time.
297
00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:09,302
I hope so.
I can feel it.
298
00:13:09,304 --> 00:13:13,139
Lane Kim is going to her prom.
Maybe!
299
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:14,373
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Oh, come on!
300
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:19,177
Sure, I fish. I also bodysurf and walk
on the moon without a space suit.
301
00:13:19,179 --> 00:13:20,878
You were trying to impress him.
Oh.
302
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,214
What oh? You like him.
I like him, but I'm not 16.
303
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:26,916
I don't lie to guys
to make them like me.
304
00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,751
I got stuck when he
said fishing.
305
00:13:28,753 --> 00:13:30,919
I was trying to be nice
and not say,
306
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:32,453
"fishing? Great...
cold, wet, and smelly,
307
00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:35,055
my three favorite things after
those witches from 'MacBeth.'"
308
00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:37,757
honey, we all do it.
When Jackson and I started dating,
309
00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:42,361
we went to this pickling festival,
he wore a shirt with a frog on it.
310
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,829
So I'm trying to make
conversation.
311
00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:47,098
I say, "hey, cute frog."
He says, "you like frogs?"
312
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,466
And I say, "I love frogs."
313
00:13:48,468 --> 00:13:50,434
So for our six-month
anniversary,
314
00:13:50,436 --> 00:13:51,501
he gives me a frog figurine.
315
00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:54,170
And when Christmas came, he
gave me another frog figurine.
316
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,907
He told his family what to get
me, and all of a sudden...
317
00:13:57,909 --> 00:13:59,775
your frog collection.
I'm the frog girl.
318
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,877
You never told him
you don't love frogs?
319
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,279
No. He has the best time
buying them for me,
320
00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:06,948
so I just let him buy them.
That's sweet.
321
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:10,017
Maybe I could go
fishing... Maybe... Once.
322
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:12,919
Tell me about Alex.
Well, he owns an iron company.
323
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:15,821
They do gates and statues...
big, fancy stuff.
324
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:18,990
He's divorced. He has two kids
he's crazy about. He's nice.
325
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,193
He drinks a lot of coffee.
It's all good.
326
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:22,893
So?
327
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:26,496
So... I'm going fishing.
I'm the fish girl.
328
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:30,132
Frog girl welcomes you
to the club!
329
00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:35,871
It's time to break up, but he seems so happy.
You could date his brother.
330
00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:38,907
But that's so been there, done that.
We could switch.
331
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,975
Isn't that how I got him?
Oh, yeah.
332
00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:42,876
Wow. It really is time
to go to college.
333
00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:45,345
Rory, where is Paris?
She's almost 15 minutes late.
334
00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:48,881
Is she? Alright.
Well, perhaps we should start without her.
335
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,582
You can convene the meeting.
Okay.
336
00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:54,319
If everyone will take their seats,
we can call this meeting to order.
337
00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:56,854
Alright, since Paris isn't here...
Paris is here!
338
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,555
You couldn't wait to take over,
could you?
339
00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:02,959
Tell it to the Timex salesman.
My gavel, please.
340
00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:05,226
I call this meeting to order.
341
00:15:05,228 --> 00:15:06,594
I already did that.
Sorry I'm late,
342
00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:08,862
but I had some important
business to attend to...
343
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,097
business which I must now
unfortunately share with all of you.
344
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:15,835
At the beginning of this year, when we were
sworn in as your government representatives,
345
00:15:15,837 --> 00:15:18,871
we placed our hand on Bible,
and we took an oath...
346
00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,339
an oath that stated
that our behavior
347
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,973
would be ethically
and morally upstanding
348
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:24,508
for as long as we were
serving in office.
349
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,276
And that is why
it saddens me greatly
350
00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,878
to inform you that one of our
own has forsaken that oath.
351
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,581
I hate anything that starts with a speech.
What are you talking about?
352
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,383
I hold in my hand evidence
accusing one Rory gilmore
353
00:15:35,385 --> 00:15:38,486
of committing high crimes and misdemeanors.
What?
354
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:39,487
Paris, what's going on here?
355
00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:40,988
Ms. gilmore
has been conspiring
356
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,456
with the various
factions of this school
357
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,558
to weaken the efficacy
of this administration.
358
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,926
You're really pathetic.
You know that?
359
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:49,296
You'll have your chance to address
these charges. What charges?
360
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,998
First on the list, espionage...
espionage?
361
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,233
Gathering privileged information
and divulging it to the enemy.
362
00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:57,903
What privileged information? "Prom
colors are green and pink. Pass it on"?!
363
00:15:57,905 --> 00:16:01,072
Next on our list...
the most serious crime, treason.
364
00:16:01,074 --> 00:16:02,540
I'm sorry I talked about Jamie.
365
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,909
And having a big mouth.
That's going on the list.
366
00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:08,612
What about francie?
Francie was not my second-in-command.
367
00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:12,616
Francie was not privy to the innermost
workings of my personal life.
368
00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:13,917
Not until you made her privy.
369
00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,885
Everyone in school saw you
with Jamie.
370
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,519
I'm still talking!
She already knew!
371
00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:18,987
Enough!
We've heard enough!
372
00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:22,457
I move to put to a vote the
impeachment of Rory gilmore. Hey!
373
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,326
Miss geller, I'm sorry,
but we do not impeach here.
374
00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,461
Why not?
This is a student government.
375
00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:28,929
I'd like to put to a vote
376
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,364
a resolution to instate
the ability to impeach.
377
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,998
No.
Then she should resign.
378
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,665
I'm not going to resign.
379
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:37,502
You have the problem, you resign.
No, you resign!
380
00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:38,503
No one is resigning.
381
00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:42,039
I'll stay with him till Friday,
see how it goes.
382
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:42,639
That sounds fair.
383
00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:45,108
You can take this argument
somewhere else.
384
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,175
This is student council.
385
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:49,444
Real school matters are the
only things that matter here.
386
00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:52,013
Now, Paris, move on.
387
00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:54,382
The swimming pool
needs replastering.
388
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:57,451
Ideas for fund-raising,
please.
389
00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:04,490
Excuse me?
390
00:17:04,492 --> 00:17:07,693
Hi, I'm looking for
a Mr. Lucas danes?
391
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,294
Oh, Lucas?
What?
392
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,094
IRS.
393
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,030
I'm not IRS.
I'm not IRS.
394
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:13,798
I'm Luke danes.
395
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,266
Luke danes. Sorry.
396
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,167
Hello, Luke danes.
I'm Nicole leahy.
397
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,369
I'm Taylor doose's attorney.
Oh, jeez.
398
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,238
He wanted me to bring...
yeah, the lease agreements.
399
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,139
I told him to walk them
over here,
400
00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:26,241
but what's the fun
of being Taylor, right?
401
00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:28,142
I'm sorry
if this is a bad time.
402
00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,611
It won't take me very long.
Fine. Whatever.
403
00:17:30,613 --> 00:17:32,546
Let's get this over with.
404
00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:33,680
You want some coffee?
405
00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:35,481
Yeah, sounds great.
406
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:38,484
I really just need to witness
your signature, is all.
407
00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:39,686
It's actually just a formality.
408
00:17:39,687 --> 00:17:43,555
In other words, completely
ridiculous and unnecessary.
409
00:17:43,557 --> 00:17:44,522
Uh-huh.
Okay.
410
00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:47,458
Mr. doose really likes things
to be formal...
411
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,326
And neat...
And in triplicate.
412
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:52,562
He just loves things
in triplicate.
413
00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:55,697
Mmm. That's a really good
cup of coffee.
414
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:58,099
Thanks.
So tell me something.
415
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:00,734
What's it like
being Taylor's lawyer?
416
00:18:00,736 --> 00:18:03,703
Well, actually, I'm not exactly Mr.
doose's lawyer. Or only lawyer.
417
00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:08,674
He's one of our select clients,
so we deal with him on a rotating basis.
418
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,242
It's my month.
My condolences.
419
00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:11,209
My father always told me,
420
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:13,544
"that which does not kill you
makes you stronger."
421
00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:15,145
You're gonna be really strong.
He's not that bad.
422
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:20,850
If you run into someone pinned underneath a
truck, pick it up. It's gonna be a piece of cake.
423
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:23,485
Okay, it looks like
that's the whole nine yards.
424
00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:26,688
Great. You and Mr. doose are
officially in business together.
425
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,223
I'm so sorry.
I meant that as a good thing.
426
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:34,428
It's okay.
I will let you get back to work. Let me...
427
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,695
Oh, no. On me.
428
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,829
Tell you what...
it's business,
429
00:18:36,831 --> 00:18:39,331
let's let Mr. doose
pay for it.
430
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,334
Even better.
431
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:46,671
That was an interesting show.
What are you yammering about?
432
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,340
Guess Gloria allred wants to go slumming.
Shut up.
433
00:18:49,342 --> 00:18:51,442
She was totally coming onto you.
She was not.
434
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:54,111
Couldn't you hear her panting
when you were signing?
435
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:55,479
Didn't see it.
She laughed at your jokes.
436
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:59,483
There's gotta be some ulterior motive
to people that laugh at your jokes.
437
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:00,750
Okay. Whatever.
Even if there was something,
438
00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:04,320
which I'm not saying there was,
she's a suit. Not my type.
439
00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:07,222
Yeah, especially since
she's not a monk.
440
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:08,723
Oh, I don't go out that much?
441
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:11,292
When was the last time
you went on a date?
442
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:13,294
Last month, wiseass.
I went out with joanna Cooper.
443
00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:16,864
You gave her a ride home.
A ride home is the end of a date.
444
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:20,400
Only if you go on a date first.
I'm not discussing this with you.
445
00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:24,704
I've to go meet Rory. I'm gonna go
pick her up, actually be with her,
446
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,840
then give her a ride home.
That's the end of a date.
447
00:19:27,842 --> 00:19:31,310
Or I could stay open which means
you're here till 10:00.
448
00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:33,745
That's also called
the end of a date.
449
00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,913
Hopeless.
Bye, now.
450
00:19:48,427 --> 00:19:51,561
Hey.
Got any good stories?
451
00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:53,395
No, sorry.
Aw, nothing?
452
00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:57,399
No crazy, colorful Uncle,
best friend with a funny name?
453
00:19:57,401 --> 00:19:58,500
Jeff Smith.
454
00:19:58,502 --> 00:20:01,836
Skeletons in the family closet,
war wounds, funny-shaped scars?
455
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:05,706
It really throws you off
when Rory's late, doesn't it?
456
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:06,673
Big time.
457
00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,708
Oh!
Yay! Thank God!
458
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,509
Sorry.
Didn't Luke keep you company?
459
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:12,844
He tried,
but really, he's got nothing.
460
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:13,578
Thank you.
461
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,547
What's with all the books?
We're going to fish.
462
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,481
With these?
Yes.
463
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,417
So we throw them in
and try to knock the fish out?
464
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:25,188
I went to the library. Got all of their
best books on fishing. Oh, you're serious.
465
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,590
Do you wanna learn to fish
or not? Exciting, huh?
466
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,492
I can barely keep still.
"Chapter one... technique.
467
00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:33,294
For deepwater fishing,
an angler"... what's an angler?
468
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,462
That would be you.
Oh, better remember that. Okay.
469
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:37,730
"For deepwater fishing,
an angler"... me again...
470
00:20:37,732 --> 00:20:41,400
"can choose a wire line using a
downrigger or a vertical jig.
471
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,235
"Whatever your technique,
the other successful clue
472
00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:44,970
to attracting fish
is the appropriate lure."
473
00:20:44,972 --> 00:20:48,273
Ooh, what about the sequined top
I wore to the Christmas party?
474
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:50,742
Yes, I think that's exactly
what he's talking about.
475
00:20:50,744 --> 00:20:52,243
"For bottom-feeders,
consider smaller,
476
00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:53,844
darker-patterned lures"...
simple, yet elegant...
477
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:56,246
"while in areas where
the forage fish are cisco,
478
00:20:56,248 --> 00:20:57,747
you're limited to the larger,
more flashy baits."
479
00:20:57,749 --> 00:21:02,718
I'm telling you right now the larger, flashy
baits are just gonna make me look cheap.
480
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,653
Let's review.
What do we know so far?
481
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:07,822
I need flashy baits
if I'm going to invest in cisco,
482
00:21:07,824 --> 00:21:11,892
unless I choose to cast a troll
in my downrigger.
483
00:21:11,894 --> 00:21:12,859
Hey, that's good.
484
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:13,960
Doing a little studying?
485
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:15,428
My mom's learning how to fish.
486
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,896
You're what?
I'm learning how to fish.
487
00:21:16,898 --> 00:21:19,999
Sorry, wrong inflection.
You're what? Go away.
488
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:22,001
Why are you learning
how to fish?
489
00:21:22,003 --> 00:21:24,436
It's just something
I wanted to do.
490
00:21:24,438 --> 00:21:26,771
Some friends of mine fish.
Okay.
491
00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:29,340
And what if I'm a
really great fisher? I mean
492
00:21:29,342 --> 00:21:31,709
what if that's my calling,
the thing that I'm meant to do?
493
00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:35,946
All this time, I've been sitting here with
the gift of fish, and I'm squandering it.
494
00:21:35,948 --> 00:21:40,317
It's like if Mozart walked right by the
piano store and never played a note.
495
00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:42,752
So you're gonna fish to fulfill your destiny.
That's right.
496
00:21:42,754 --> 00:21:46,288
And you're gonna learn to fish
to fulfill your destiny
497
00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:46,955
from a book?
Yes.
498
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,022
And you sanctioned this?
Yes.
499
00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:51,558
Thelma, Louise, possibly there's
another way to learn to fish.
500
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,792
The fishing channel.
I fish.
501
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:56,629
Oh, we've seen those boots
thingies outside drying off.
502
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:57,863
Those would be called
"waders."
503
00:21:57,865 --> 00:22:01,032
And I'm sure I'll be reading
about waders soon.
504
00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:02,400
I can show you a few things,
505
00:22:02,402 --> 00:22:05,469
get you started, make sure
you don't strangle yourself
506
00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:06,937
with your own line...
the basics.
507
00:22:06,939 --> 00:22:10,373
Are you sure?
I can come over tomorrow after work.
508
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,374
Great. Thank you.
509
00:22:11,376 --> 00:22:15,311
Ah! Just for the record,
I don't wanna learn that.
510
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:18,881
Got it.
No. No.
511
00:22:20,618 --> 00:22:24,519
I got a note that I was supposed
to come see headmaster Charleston.
512
00:22:24,521 --> 00:22:26,654
I'll let him know
you're both here.
513
00:22:26,656 --> 00:22:28,389
Both?
Both.
514
00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:30,724
Both.
Take a seat, please.
515
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,792
Yes, ma'am.
516
00:22:32,794 --> 00:22:35,461
So what this time?
Trying to have me deported?
517
00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,429
Like I'm the one
who called this meeting.
518
00:22:37,431 --> 00:22:38,696
I certainly didn't
call this meeting.
519
00:22:38,698 --> 00:22:41,732
Save the act for Sundance, you little snitch.
I didn't snitch.
520
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:45,368
Said the weak-kneed turncoat.
Nixon's bad seed!
521
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:48,070
Daughter of Judas!
522
00:22:48,072 --> 00:22:51,506
Ladies, come in, please.
523
00:22:53,409 --> 00:22:55,575
Have a seat.
524
00:22:55,577 --> 00:23:00,446
Chilton student council president
and vice-president in my office.
525
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,515
Not what I would've expected,
I must tell you.
526
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,518
Been quite a stir about you two
the past several days.
527
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,420
The school is buzzing
with talk of your clashes
528
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,654
in student-council meetings,
529
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,022
your face-offs
in the cafeteria,
530
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,657
a screaming match at
the school newspaper's office.
531
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:15,791
Excuse me,
headmaster Charleston.
532
00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:17,993
In regards to the incident
at the Franklin,
533
00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:21,496
Ms. gilmore submitted a piece
that was poorly researched.
534
00:23:21,498 --> 00:23:24,932
I had to re-edit it.
There was nothing wrong with it.
535
00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:26,867
And in regards to
the student-council meeting...
536
00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:29,469
you mean the one where
you tried to impeach me
537
00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:31,504
because you haven't been
properly diagnosed yet?
538
00:23:31,506 --> 00:23:34,907
You want me to quit?
Fine, I'll quit.
539
00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:36,775
I never wanted this stupid job.
540
00:23:36,777 --> 00:23:38,843
Who forced you to take it then?
You did.
541
00:23:38,845 --> 00:23:42,613
You didn't think you'd get get
elected unless I ran with you.
542
00:23:42,615 --> 00:23:43,947
It's completely true.
Shut up!
543
00:23:43,949 --> 00:23:45,081
You shut up!
Enough!
544
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,515
This behavior will stop
this instant.
545
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:50,619
It is disgraceful. Especially from
the political leaders of this campus.
546
00:23:50,621 --> 00:23:53,355
Now, I'd like to know
what is actually driving
547
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:56,491
this recent rash of infighting.
548
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,560
Oh, goody. I get to guess.
Well, let's see.
549
00:23:59,562 --> 00:24:01,395
Perhaps you're arguing
over the same boy.
550
00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:06,099
Sure. We're girls, so we could only
be arguing about a boy, right?
551
00:24:06,101 --> 00:24:07,100
Sexist, white-haired...
552
00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:09,635
Paris, are you muttering?
No. Sorry.
553
00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:12,838
Alright. If it isn't a boy,
perhaps it's a popularity thing.
554
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,707
Someone didn't get invited
to someone else's party?
555
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:19,143
Perhaps this is
a power struggle of some sort.
556
00:24:19,145 --> 00:24:22,079
No? Well, then,
I'll stop guessing and start lecturing.
557
00:24:22,081 --> 00:24:26,883
Ms. gilmore, you will not be quitting
the student council. Is that clear?
558
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:28,484
Yes, sir.
559
00:24:28,486 --> 00:24:29,685
The student body
has elected you,
560
00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:30,986
therefore you will
fulfill your commitment.
561
00:24:30,988 --> 00:24:34,589
In the future, I'd advise
you to think long and hard
562
00:24:34,591 --> 00:24:35,690
about accepting
any responsibility
563
00:24:35,692 --> 00:24:39,160
if you intend to run away
at the first sign of conflict.
564
00:24:39,162 --> 00:24:40,828
And, Ms. geller,
you worked very hard
565
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:43,397
to get to the position
you hold in this school,
566
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,766
and yet you're willing to
throw all that away
567
00:24:45,768 --> 00:24:47,868
on petty vendettas
and childish antics.
568
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:49,035
Indeed, it makes me wonder...
569
00:24:49,037 --> 00:24:51,904
if you two can't resolve
your issues in this sheltered,
570
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:53,538
some would say
pampered environment,
571
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:56,974
how on earth will you
ever survive in college?
572
00:24:56,976 --> 00:24:59,409
As student-council officers,
you represent chilton
573
00:24:59,411 --> 00:25:01,944
to those inside and outside
these hallowed halls.
574
00:25:01,946 --> 00:25:05,080
Right now, the world sees us
as a group of sniveling,
575
00:25:05,082 --> 00:25:07,682
spiteful,
vindictive individuals.
576
00:25:07,684 --> 00:25:08,783
Not really what I'd hoped for.
577
00:25:08,785 --> 00:25:11,152
Nor is that how I portrayed
the two of you
578
00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:13,487
in my personal letter of
recommendation to Harvard.
579
00:25:13,489 --> 00:25:15,755
I would hate
to have to write a second letter
580
00:25:15,757 --> 00:25:18,791
to the university correcting
my errors in judgment.
581
00:25:18,793 --> 00:25:22,728
However, I've done it before.
Am I making myself clear?
582
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,429
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
583
00:25:24,431 --> 00:25:24,962
Delightful.
584
00:25:24,964 --> 00:25:27,898
You may see yourselves out.
585
00:25:32,838 --> 00:25:36,439
Well, that was delightful,
wasn't it?
586
00:25:37,475 --> 00:25:39,508
I'm not sure which
is more embarrassing,
587
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:42,511
having Charleston yell at us,
or knowing we actually had
588
00:25:42,513 --> 00:25:46,982
a "shut up, no you shut up"
fight in front of him.
589
00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:48,749
So, what do you think, Paris?
590
00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:53,854
You feel as completely
rotten as I do?
591
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,455
No.
592
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,964
Let's go.
593
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,932
Hello, sailor.
Bait your hook for you?
594
00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,234
You look ridiculous.
I look adorable.
595
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:14,304
No one ever told me that if you
fish, you get to buy an outfit.
596
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:17,974
I'll do just about anything
if I can buy an outfit!
597
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,075
We have a lot to do here.
598
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,844
I'll just get my purse before we go.
Go where?
599
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:24,680
To the lake.
You're not ready for the lake.
600
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,214
Then what am I ready for?
601
00:26:26,216 --> 00:26:28,316
Oh! You're putting me
in the kiddy lake?
602
00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:29,984
Gotta crawl
before you can walk.
603
00:26:29,986 --> 00:26:31,685
Well, this is not at all
embarrassing.
604
00:26:31,687 --> 00:26:34,320
There's not even fish in it.
Trout.
605
00:26:34,322 --> 00:26:37,256
Hey! Oh, they're so cute.
606
00:26:37,258 --> 00:26:37,990
Hello. Hi, boys.
607
00:26:37,992 --> 00:26:42,327
They're all ♪ ooh ♪ like they're
singing in a little trout choir.
608
00:26:42,329 --> 00:26:43,828
I wouldn't get too attached.
609
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:44,895
Hi, gomer.
There you go.
610
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,898
Oh, don't be scared, pinky.
And now there's pinky.
611
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,366
Pinky dowdy from fourth grade.
612
00:26:49,368 --> 00:26:52,802
See her eyes darting
back and forth, all panicked?
613
00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:54,970
It's okay, pinky.
Nobody's gonna hurt you.
614
00:26:54,972 --> 00:26:56,304
Hey, Pete.
Stop crowding pinky.
615
00:26:56,306 --> 00:26:58,639
It's okay, pinky, just go
over there behind shirl.
616
00:26:58,641 --> 00:27:01,708
Okay, now that everybody knows each other,
take this.
617
00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:03,376
What's that?
That's your rod and reel.
618
00:27:03,378 --> 00:27:04,977
I don't know if
the guys will like this.
619
00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:10,182
We can skip the lesson and just take
the trout out. It's up to you, really.
620
00:27:10,184 --> 00:27:11,149
No, I'm going to learn.
621
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:14,018
Okay, I already went ahead
and threaded your line
622
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,954
through the guides here,
and I put a hook on it.
623
00:27:16,956 --> 00:27:18,755
What kind of bait is that?
A cork.
624
00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:21,390
Remind me not to let you cater
any of my parties.
625
00:27:21,392 --> 00:27:24,059
It's to cover the hook.
This little metal thing is bail.
626
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:27,028
It's very important. It keeps
your line on the spool here.
627
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:30,698
Line on the spool. Got it.
Take the rod in your right hand.
628
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,100
Press your right index finger
on the line,
629
00:27:33,102 --> 00:27:34,134
holding it against the pole.
630
00:27:34,136 --> 00:27:36,669
With your left hand,
slide the bail over.
631
00:27:36,671 --> 00:27:38,237
Don't let go of
your index finger,
632
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,139
or all of the line
will spin off your spool. Now...
633
00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:44,342
Pull the pole
back over your shoulder
634
00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:48,145
to the 10:00 position. Great.
Now I gotta go buy a watch.
635
00:27:48,147 --> 00:27:50,180
You flip your wrist
forward to 2:00,
636
00:27:50,182 --> 00:27:53,249
at the same time
releasing your index finger,
637
00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:57,920
casting your line out
into the lake in front of you.
638
00:27:57,922 --> 00:27:59,054
Now you try.
Okay.
639
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:03,324
Now, I do something with my right hand,
my right index finger.
640
00:28:03,326 --> 00:28:07,261
I'm with the bail and a spool.
I pull the thingy.
641
00:28:07,263 --> 00:28:08,862
Oh! That would've
been embarrassing
642
00:28:08,864 --> 00:28:11,431
if I weren't dressed like this.
You released at 11:00.
643
00:28:11,433 --> 00:28:16,302
You're supposed to release at 2:00 o'clock.
Try again. Okay.
644
00:28:18,439 --> 00:28:21,440
Ah! Hey! I made it in the pool!
I see that.
645
00:28:21,442 --> 00:28:23,675
Why aren't you excited?
I'm very excited.
646
00:28:23,677 --> 00:28:26,377
Jump around or something.
You're going in the pool.
647
00:28:26,379 --> 00:28:27,745
Fine.
What do you think?
648
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:30,247
Ready to take the cork off
and try your luck?
649
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:34,417
I'm ready, but they're not.
No problem.
650
00:28:34,419 --> 00:28:36,285
Man, you need
a lot of stuff for fishing.
651
00:28:36,287 --> 00:28:39,321
Well, normally,
you don't bring your own lake. Right, right.
652
00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,924
So tell me why you're doing this.
'Cause you told me to.
653
00:28:42,926 --> 00:28:45,693
I mean, tell me why
you're learning to fish.
654
00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:47,261
Some of my friends are going...
655
00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:48,962
what friends... Sookie?
What?
656
00:28:48,964 --> 00:28:50,196
Is Sookie going fishing?
Well...
657
00:28:50,198 --> 00:28:51,864
Or Rory. Rory suddenly
get the overwhelming urge
658
00:28:51,866 --> 00:28:57,803
to dig for worms and stand in the
middle of a lake at 5:00 A.M.?
659
00:28:57,805 --> 00:28:58,837
Yes.
660
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:02,106
Okay, fine.
I met this guy... Ah.
661
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,373
And he's kind
of an outdoorsy guy.
662
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,876
Oh, just your type.
No, not exactly, but he's nice.
663
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:10,312
He was talking about fishing,
and I said something like,
664
00:29:10,314 --> 00:29:11,413
"oh, hey, that sounds great."
665
00:29:11,415 --> 00:29:14,282
And so he invited me,
and here I am.
666
00:29:14,284 --> 00:29:17,385
I got it.
Hmm.
667
00:29:17,387 --> 00:29:19,153
Sorry I didn't tell you.
668
00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:20,387
Why didn't you tell me?
669
00:29:20,389 --> 00:29:21,454
I don't know.
I just felt stupid
670
00:29:21,456 --> 00:29:25,458
getting rooked into the thing
in the first place, and then...
671
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:30,062
plus, you don't wanna hear
about my personal life.
672
00:29:32,499 --> 00:29:35,266
So this will be
your first date, or...
673
00:29:35,268 --> 00:29:36,300
Second.
Second date.
674
00:29:36,302 --> 00:29:38,268
He took me to this
coffee-tasting place.
675
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:40,336
Coffee-tasting?
Just your type.
676
00:29:40,338 --> 00:29:42,504
Uh-huh.
Mmm-hmm.
677
00:29:42,506 --> 00:29:44,105
I think that's great.
Thank you.
678
00:29:44,107 --> 00:29:47,241
Yeah. When are you going?
Sunday morning.
679
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,910
Well, hard to be a fisherwoman
without your own pole.
680
00:29:49,912 --> 00:29:52,212
You can borrow one of mine if you want.
Really?
681
00:29:52,214 --> 00:29:56,482
I got an extra tackle box, if you want.
That'd be great.
682
00:29:56,484 --> 00:29:58,217
Yeah.
683
00:29:58,219 --> 00:30:01,286
Can you do me one more favor?
Sure.
684
00:30:01,288 --> 00:30:03,521
Put a cork on your hook.
685
00:30:03,523 --> 00:30:05,222
Sure.
686
00:30:10,195 --> 00:30:11,861
Could you please
just make some coffee?
687
00:30:11,863 --> 00:30:13,362
I'm not doing
anything for you ever.
688
00:30:13,364 --> 00:30:16,965
Don't be mad.
You set my alarm for 5:15 A.M.
689
00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:20,368
I know, and I did it for purely
practical reasons. Which are?
690
00:30:20,370 --> 00:30:22,970
My alarm is just not
as reliable as your scream.
691
00:30:22,972 --> 00:30:26,173
You will pay.
That's fine, honey. Now, coffee?
692
00:30:26,175 --> 00:30:29,943
I'm writing this in my ledger of
all the crummy things you've done,
693
00:30:29,945 --> 00:30:34,080
and when I leave this house,
mark my words, you will pay!
694
00:30:35,316 --> 00:30:36,014
Oh, great.
695
00:30:36,016 --> 00:30:40,952
It's 5:30 A.M., and I have
no coffee in my system.
696
00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:46,390
Hi.
Hi.
697
00:30:46,392 --> 00:30:47,424
Coffee and doughnuts.
698
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:50,927
Ha, I like you.
Come on in.
699
00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:54,129
Right here.
700
00:30:54,131 --> 00:30:56,164
This is Rory.
Hi. I'm Alex.
701
00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:56,998
Nice to meet you.
702
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,300
Would've been nicer
in the daylight, but...
703
00:30:59,302 --> 00:31:00,134
Okay, let's get going.
704
00:31:00,136 --> 00:31:03,003
The fish aren't gonna wait
for us all day.
705
00:31:03,005 --> 00:31:05,405
I'll take that coffee now,
if you...
706
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,439
thank you.
707
00:31:07,942 --> 00:31:09,808
I got it, I got it.
708
00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:12,377
Your mom's never been
fishing before, has she?
709
00:31:12,379 --> 00:31:16,013
Oh, no, she's
a well-seasoned fish killer.
710
00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:17,881
Uh-huh. I made lunch
reservations
711
00:31:17,883 --> 00:31:19,883
at the shahaela
lodge and spa afterward.
712
00:31:19,885 --> 00:31:21,951
Think she'll like that?
She'll love that.
713
00:31:21,953 --> 00:31:24,954
Good.
Go back to sleep.
714
00:31:31,862 --> 00:31:35,396
Min jae, you lost weight.
Look good. Not so fat.
715
00:31:35,398 --> 00:31:37,231
Thank you.
716
00:31:39,034 --> 00:31:39,532
Oh. Hi.
717
00:31:39,534 --> 00:31:41,333
What is that?
The bride's thirsty.
718
00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:44,469
Regulate the water.
Once the dress is on, that's it.
719
00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:47,104
Must remain standing.
720
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,341
Hi.
721
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,208
Hi.
And hi.
722
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:56,946
This will not be the mental image you
carry around of me the rest of the week.
723
00:31:56,948 --> 00:32:00,316
No, it won't. Hold on, I just
saw the back. Yes, it will.
724
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:03,952
It's not right to leave the
bride alone on her wedding day.
725
00:32:03,954 --> 00:32:07,188
Rory's up there, mama, and I'm
going up there right now.
726
00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,023
Dave rygalski was just wondering
where to set up.
727
00:32:09,025 --> 00:32:12,359
David, hello. Hello, Mrs. Kim.
The place looks wonderful.
728
00:32:12,361 --> 00:32:14,928
Thank you. Come.
Sit here.
729
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:17,897
This is ho kyung.
She'll sing with you.
730
00:32:17,899 --> 00:32:18,430
Hi.
731
00:32:18,432 --> 00:32:21,599
Watch her high note.
She's a runner.
732
00:32:34,513 --> 00:32:35,311
How's it going?
733
00:32:35,313 --> 00:32:38,914
I like it, but I'm not
the one getting married.
734
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:41,483
Um, your hair, do you like it?
735
00:32:42,352 --> 00:32:45,453
Too much for me.
736
00:32:45,455 --> 00:32:47,421
Oh, I found the Mrs. Kim-approved
makeup in the drawer,
737
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:51,958
but let me tell you, since the last wedding,
it has developed a smell.
738
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,160
A what?! Oh, boy.
As I said, a smell.
739
00:32:54,162 --> 00:32:58,364
Well, I've got the good stuff
right here...
740
00:32:58,366 --> 00:33:01,333
Right next to Peggy Lee.
Seems appropriate.
741
00:33:01,335 --> 00:33:05,503
I thought so. Shall we?
Unh-unh. The footstool.
742
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:06,537
Whoa.
743
00:33:06,539 --> 00:33:08,639
All set. So Dave's here.
He is, huh?
744
00:33:08,641 --> 00:33:13,510
I can't believe he's willing to do
all this just to go out with me.
745
00:33:13,512 --> 00:33:14,511
Where else can he find
746
00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,012
a decent, pretty, smart girl
who can recite
747
00:33:16,014 --> 00:33:20,016
the entire encyclopedia of rock in 5/8 time?
Nowhere, I guess.
748
00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:21,183
I'm really happy for you guys.
749
00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:23,919
Thanks. I'm really happy
for you and Jess, too.
750
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:26,588
Thanks.
You know it's okay, right?
751
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,223
Not following.
It's okay not to like Jess.
752
00:33:29,225 --> 00:33:32,159
I said I was happy for you.
I know.
753
00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:33,927
God, I'm such a jerk.
You're not.
754
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,596
Look, we're not always
going to like the same things.
755
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,231
Like, you like
smashing pumpkins, and I don't.
756
00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:42,133
But that's only 'cause you're
closed-minded and blind.
757
00:33:42,135 --> 00:33:43,100
They're not my angst.
758
00:33:43,102 --> 00:33:45,502
It's not that
I don't want to like Jess.
759
00:33:45,504 --> 00:33:48,271
As your best friend,
I'm very protective of you.
760
00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:53,042
You could try giving him a second chance.
I could.
761
00:33:53,044 --> 00:33:53,976
I should. I will.
762
00:33:53,978 --> 00:33:57,713
Hey, maybe we can all go out
sometime together as a group.
763
00:33:57,715 --> 00:33:59,414
You know, you, me, Dave, Jess.
764
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:02,316
Absolutely.
We should do that sometime. Great.
765
00:34:02,318 --> 00:34:04,618
Incoming!
766
00:34:05,954 --> 00:34:08,421
What's going on in here?!
Nothing, mama.
767
00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,022
I fell off my chair!
768
00:34:10,024 --> 00:34:10,722
Oh. Well, don't.
769
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:13,091
Yes, ma'am.
She looks very beautiful.
770
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:16,327
Must've gotten
a good night's sleep.
771
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:24,168
How many people do you think have
gotten married here over the years?
772
00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:26,370
I counted once
off the guest book... 46.
773
00:34:26,372 --> 00:34:29,106
Wow.
What ever happened to that one?
774
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,174
Min cha? She married
a real mean guy.
775
00:34:31,176 --> 00:34:33,042
Wan nam.
Didn't I tell you about them? No.
776
00:34:33,044 --> 00:34:37,546
Min cha put up with seven years of
wan nam telling her she was stupid
777
00:34:37,548 --> 00:34:39,347
and ordering her
to cook all his meals.
778
00:34:39,349 --> 00:34:42,383
Then one day he was in the
kitchen looking for his lunch,
779
00:34:42,385 --> 00:34:45,619
and she just snapped...
took a carrot peeler and turned on him.
780
00:34:45,621 --> 00:34:48,188
A carrot peeler?
You can get those things sharp.
781
00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:50,657
She just came at him
and started peeling.
782
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:52,525
The neighbors called the police.
They showed up.
783
00:34:52,527 --> 00:34:55,327
And wan nam was standing there, all peeled.
What happened?
784
00:34:55,329 --> 00:34:57,095
He didn't press charges,
now he makes his own meals,
785
00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:02,400
sleeps in a locked, separate room, and keeps
the cutting board by his bed for protection.
786
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:03,434
Still married, though.
Wow.
787
00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,402
Everybody is still married.
It's like a factory system.
788
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:09,539
They all find a spouse,
get married and stay that way till they die.
789
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,374
They mate for life,
like the loons.
790
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,543
This may be the last
wedding for a long time.
791
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:17,380
How come? All my cousins in
their 20s and 30s are married.
792
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,447
James was the last one.
Wow.
793
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,850
Feels like we've had two of these
every year since I can remember.
794
00:35:21,852 --> 00:35:25,753
Elementary school, when we met.
Elementary school, when we met. Yeah.
795
00:35:25,755 --> 00:35:28,388
We do have a couple of
distant relatives left.
796
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:30,456
Maybe we could go
to one of those
797
00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,857
when we come home from
college on break.
798
00:35:31,859 --> 00:35:35,260
Then, we should definitely keep the makeup.
We definitely should.
799
00:35:35,262 --> 00:35:38,529
Maybe the next Kim wedding we do
makeup for will be yours.
800
00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:41,231
Too scary.
Don't freak me out. Sorry.
801
00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:43,700
So what do you think?
Eye shadow?
802
00:35:43,702 --> 00:35:45,835
Why not?
Let's do it.
803
00:35:45,837 --> 00:35:50,406
Peeled to death...
that's a bad way to go.
804
00:36:04,889 --> 00:36:07,356
There you go.
805
00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:10,258
We'll top that off for you.
806
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,563
Coffee over here.
807
00:36:15,565 --> 00:36:17,731
Where you going?
808
00:36:20,302 --> 00:36:21,868
Uh, miss... Leahy?
809
00:36:21,870 --> 00:36:24,670
Yeah? Mr. danes.
Hey, how are you?
810
00:36:24,672 --> 00:36:26,304
Good. Good.
And it's Luke.
811
00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:28,472
Okay, Luke,
what can I do for you?
812
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:31,308
I wouldn't cross there.
Why not?
813
00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:33,643
That Taylor's a stickler
about jaywalking,
814
00:36:33,645 --> 00:36:35,177
and he's town magistrate.
815
00:36:35,179 --> 00:36:36,645
I'd hate for you to be
disbarred.
816
00:36:36,647 --> 00:36:41,216
Well, that would be a bad way
to end a career. Thank you.
817
00:36:41,218 --> 00:36:43,218
Sure. So...
818
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:45,453
Uh, did the lease forms
all work out?
819
00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:47,521
I mean, was my signature okay?
820
00:36:47,523 --> 00:36:50,257
'Cause sometimes
I'm in a kind of a hurry,
821
00:36:50,259 --> 00:36:52,826
and my hand
just takes off without me.
822
00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:54,694
Your signature
seemed very steady.
823
00:36:54,696 --> 00:36:58,497
Good. Good.
'Cause you never know.
824
00:36:58,499 --> 00:37:02,767
Well, I... listen,
I was thinking about that cup of coffee
825
00:37:02,769 --> 00:37:04,735
you had at my place
the other day.
826
00:37:04,737 --> 00:37:06,937
I felt bad
making Taylor pay for it...
827
00:37:06,939 --> 00:37:09,906
not that I ever feel bad
sticking it to Taylor...
828
00:37:09,908 --> 00:37:14,443
I just thought it might get you
in trouble with a client.
829
00:37:14,445 --> 00:37:15,677
Hate to see you
disbarred, again.
830
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:18,379
To be honest, I actually paid
for the coffee myself.
831
00:37:18,381 --> 00:37:22,249
Oh. Oh. Well, then, at least let
me pay you back for it.
832
00:37:22,251 --> 00:37:25,852
You wanna give me 75 cents?
No. No.
833
00:37:25,854 --> 00:37:29,522
What I meant was...
834
00:37:29,524 --> 00:37:31,290
Ah, what the hell.
835
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:35,460
Would you like to have dinner
with me sometime?
836
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,594
Yeah.
Really?
837
00:37:36,596 --> 00:37:38,762
I'd love
to have dinner with you.
838
00:37:38,764 --> 00:37:40,797
Great. Okay.
839
00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:41,764
Well, I have your card.
840
00:37:41,766 --> 00:37:44,500
Why don't I give you
a call this week,
841
00:37:44,502 --> 00:37:45,968
and we'll make that happen.
842
00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,669
Sounds good.
Yeah, sounds good.
843
00:37:47,671 --> 00:37:50,571
So see you.
Watch those crosswalks.
844
00:37:50,573 --> 00:37:53,373
Thanks. I will.
845
00:37:58,279 --> 00:37:59,711
Shut up.
I said nothing.
846
00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:01,846
Well, don't.
847
00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:14,323
And do you vow to uphold
the principles
848
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:20,395
of the seventh commandment
as set out in exodus 20:14?
849
00:38:20,397 --> 00:38:21,362
I do.
850
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,907
And so, in the glory of God,
851
00:38:33,909 --> 00:38:39,479
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
852
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:45,953
♪ Ave ♪
853
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,292
♪ mari... ♪
854
00:38:54,294 --> 00:38:54,992
that was nice.
855
00:38:54,994 --> 00:38:56,927
Yeah, it was really nice.
856
00:38:56,929 --> 00:38:59,329
Reception at elk's lodge,
200 guests.
857
00:38:59,331 --> 00:39:00,830
Food goes fast, let's move.
858
00:39:00,832 --> 00:39:04,800
I can't believe that's the last
time we'll hear your mom say that.
859
00:39:04,802 --> 00:39:06,535
Are you coming
to the reception?
860
00:39:06,537 --> 00:39:09,437
Oh, no.
I was actually going to...
861
00:39:09,439 --> 00:39:10,004
Go meet Jess.
862
00:39:10,006 --> 00:39:11,939
Yeah. Are you mad?
No.
863
00:39:11,941 --> 00:39:14,441
You know, he can come to the
reception with you if...
864
00:39:14,443 --> 00:39:19,312
He's not really the reception kind of guy,
is he? Not really. Not yet anyway.
865
00:39:19,314 --> 00:39:21,547
We'll work on that.
Yes, we will.
866
00:39:21,549 --> 00:39:22,915
Okay, tell him hi for me.
867
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:26,585
I will. Tell Dave hi for me.
I will.
868
00:39:26,587 --> 00:39:28,653
Bye.
Bye.
869
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:35,559
Lane!
Yes, mama?
870
00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:36,726
This is young chui.
871
00:39:36,728 --> 00:39:38,027
Hi.
Hi.
872
00:39:38,029 --> 00:39:40,095
He will take you to the prom.
What?
873
00:39:40,097 --> 00:39:43,498
Young chui works for his father,
who builds adventist hospitals.
874
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,367
Young chui will go to college
at loma Linda university.
875
00:39:46,369 --> 00:39:48,569
Then he will return to work
for his father
876
00:39:48,571 --> 00:39:51,471
building adventist hospitals.
Now, put your coat on.
877
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:55,741
Young chui and his parents will
drive you to elk's lodge.
878
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,609
Mama!
879
00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,678
I'm sure you're very nice.
880
00:40:03,381 --> 00:40:05,748
Not a bus stop.
Door's that way.
881
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:08,383
I've to talk to you.
We've to go.
882
00:40:08,385 --> 00:40:09,384
No.
No?
883
00:40:09,386 --> 00:40:12,053
I can't go to the prom with young chui.
Why not?
884
00:40:12,055 --> 00:40:15,022
I thought you wanted to go to the prom.
Yes, I do.
885
00:40:15,024 --> 00:40:19,593
I thought you say I could approve the boy.
I did say that.
886
00:40:19,595 --> 00:40:23,129
I approve the boy, now you go
to the prom with the boy.
887
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:25,664
Mama, um...
I'm sure young chui is very nice,
888
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,733
and I'm so grateful you're
letting me go to the prom,
889
00:40:28,735 --> 00:40:31,535
but the thing is,
I like someone else.
890
00:40:31,537 --> 00:40:32,435
Someone else?
Yes.
891
00:40:32,437 --> 00:40:36,672
Someone else who? Someone else who's
been a good friend to this family,
892
00:40:36,674 --> 00:40:39,608
who's proven himself to be
of high moral character,
893
00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:41,443
someone who you yourself
feels is worthy.
894
00:40:41,445 --> 00:40:44,512
So worthy, you let him
sit in our pew at church.
895
00:40:44,514 --> 00:40:46,981
Who? Who did I let
sit in our pew?
896
00:40:46,983 --> 00:40:48,882
Dave rygalski.
The guitar player?
897
00:40:48,884 --> 00:40:51,651
I know. Crazy, right?
I can hardly believe it myself.
898
00:40:51,653 --> 00:40:54,987
Because to be quite honest
with you, when I first met him,
899
00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:57,022
when you hired him to play
at Thanksgiving,
900
00:40:57,024 --> 00:41:00,058
I just didn't like him at all.
He bugged me, actually.
901
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:02,393
But the more you liked him
and trusted him,
902
00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:07,097
the more I saw the good in
him... the God in him, actually.
903
00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:09,632
And now I'm convinced...
904
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,935
He's the boy
I want to take me to prom.
905
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:15,671
He's not Korean.
906
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:25,680
Lane. Hey, Lane?
Is everything alright?
907
00:41:25,682 --> 00:41:28,115
You're not Korean.
908
00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:42,528
I'm home!
909
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:45,564
Upstairs.
Bathroom.
910
00:41:52,806 --> 00:41:53,838
Hey.
911
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,839
Oh, no.
Isn't she cute?
912
00:41:54,841 --> 00:41:58,108
What happened? The cork fell off my
hook and jayne Mansfield here bit.
913
00:41:58,110 --> 00:42:02,145
Jayne Mansfield? Not the brightest fish,
but she's awfully pretty.
914
00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:03,546
You caught a fish.
Yes.
915
00:42:03,548 --> 00:42:04,647
And you brought it home.
Yes.
916
00:42:04,649 --> 00:42:06,982
How will you take a bath?
I don't know.
917
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:08,950
How long is it gonna live?
Hard to say.
918
00:42:08,952 --> 00:42:12,186
What are you gonna feed it?
This is why I don't fish.
919
00:42:12,188 --> 00:42:14,955
She is kind of cute.
She has a great tail swish.
920
00:42:14,957 --> 00:42:17,190
Other than bringing home
a pet, how was fishing?
921
00:42:17,192 --> 00:42:19,959
Good. The lake was beautiful...
snowy and sparkly...
922
00:42:19,961 --> 00:42:23,662
and right down the road
from the shahaela lodge and spa.
923
00:42:23,664 --> 00:42:25,030
I knew that.
How?
924
00:42:25,032 --> 00:42:26,698
Alex told me
when you guys left.
925
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,700
You're already
in cahoots with each other.
926
00:42:28,702 --> 00:42:30,868
Eh, what can I say? I'm wily.
Uh-huh.
927
00:42:30,870 --> 00:42:33,003
Are you going out
with him again?
928
00:42:33,005 --> 00:42:34,170
Uh-huh.
Camping?
929
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,171
Unh-unh.
Good.
930
00:42:35,173 --> 00:42:38,174
You think we should send her
back into the wild?
931
00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:40,509
Unfortunately, I think
she's already domesticated...
932
00:42:40,511 --> 00:42:42,944
baths and scented candles.
We'll just have to keep her.
933
00:42:42,946 --> 00:42:45,746
Maybe we can train her to do tricks.
Tomorrow.
934
00:42:45,748 --> 00:42:48,815
Goodnight, jayne.
Goodnight, jayne.